Comments on: If Sarah Palin named you as a baby…

By: Marie

Marie — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:19:27 +0000

actually i like Sarah Palin very much. she is a very good role model for all women. i believe that she is a great politician and did something very well in Alaska.

By: bloglily

bloglily — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:57:23 +0000

Crank Widow! Wow. Stay away from me, that’s all I have to say.

As for Publishers Weekly — Sandi Shelton Rocks.

By: Caryn Caldwell

Caryn Caldwell — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:38:56 +0000

Great link. As for me? I would be Stockyard Mudslide Palin, which not only wouldn’t let me go by either my first or middle name, but wouldn’t even render any decent nicknames.

By: Beth Levine

Beth Levine — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:27:35 +0000

Ripper Shook. Which I LOVE. My new pen name is now Ripper Levine.

By: sandi

sandi — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:54:38 +0000

Well, I am so delighted to know that all of you have deliciously horrible Sarah Palin-generated names. Bat Mounty, and Bang Walmart, and Foot Chassis…I am so jealous of your good names that I decided to go back and use my given name, Sandra, rather than Sandi and see if I couldn’t have a better name bestowed upon me besides Fowl Overtime. And with Sandra, I am Goalie Sanka Palin. Much, much better! (Cam, I was also shocked to hear that you and I were given the same name! Especially when this doesn’t seem to be a random name generator at all.)
Karen, it’s hilarious to think you’d have to go through life as Bomb Locomotive. That surely would not be a safe name on a byline! And, by the way, thank you for putting in the wonderful quote from my Publishers Weekly review. I’m delighted, beyond delighted. Possibly over the moon!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:43:03 +0000

Bat Mounty Palin!

By: Mary Rose Bang Walmart

Mary Rose Bang Walmart — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:24:18 +0000

Bang Walmart Palin…..oh…it is just too easy!

I did think of Sarah Palin today. I was applying hair color (big gray roots) and my nearly two year old needed to be occupiedand. Since blocks and trucks are apparently so boring, he got into my tampons. He smoked them, he played rip cord parachutte and used them as teething toys. As I looked at the dead soldiers on the floor, I thought, “I bet Sarah Palin let her little kids play with tampons when she did her hair….” I swear that is what I was thinking. I am not making this up! As far as my imagination can stretch, I think that is the only thing I may have in common with her….

By: Karen Olson

Karen Olson — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:31:45 +0000

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By: Kat

Kat — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:54:55 +0000

Beans Harpoon – HAHAHA

By: Cam

Cam — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:43:51 +0000

Alas! I too was Fowl Overtime, but I cried Foul! and tried again with a much better result. Hockey Mama Palin (that’s bull hockey, you know) would have named me Bush Budweiser. Surely enough to make me a Democrat with a capital ‘D’ if I weren’t already!