One of the most fun things about writing a blog is checking the statistics page and figuring out how people find me. It’s great to see what people type into their google searches that lands them right smack on my blog. Mystifying how that google works, actually. 

For instance, here are a just a few recent ones…

Say come to crazy

I have never, as far as I know, said come to crazy. But I’m thrilled that google sends people to me who are interested in ordering around crazy.

Do psychic reading tell the truth

Hmmm. I have often wondered this myself.  

Explanation subprime mortgage humor funny

We’re all looking for a little humor funny lately over the subprime mortage explanations.

Ultrasound pictures of baby picking nose

See? I didn’t even know there were such things!

Ivory snow detergent and dinosaurs

You could go a long time without linking these two objects in any kind of coherent way.

What funny things people say when they are having a colonoscopy

You mean like, “When is this going to be over, and is my insurance really going to pay for this?”

Belief that inanimate objects are out to get us

Well, sure.

Is the word fixin to really a word?

Well, yeah. Where I come from, “fixin” is one of the main words you need to get through the day. It means something that hasn’t quite happened yet, it’s “fixin” to.

Banging a unicorn

Some things you don’t even want to think about…

Man woman this life is short wake up one day on a day everything wish for gone just like people get old and situations changing feelings for you look right now gone just like that

This is obviously a person who doesn’t know that with google searches, you don’t have to type in every word you’ve ever heard of. But how did this lead anybody to ME?

Solid lump under dog’s tail.

Yuck.

Show me a saltfish head

Okay, I haven’t wanted to talk about the saltfish thing, because–well, I don’t exactly know what a saltfish IS. But at least 20 percent of the people who want to find salftish pictures end up coming to sandishelton.com. And why? And why do scores of people every day want these photos?

The love of a good colonoscopy

Ah, yes. It used to be we desired the love of a good man or woman. But once you’re over 50, all anyone craves is the love of a good colonoscopy.