One of the most fun things about writing a blog is getting to see what phrases people type in that somehow get them stumbling over to your site.

Lately here are some of the things that google, in all its mysteriousness, apparently thought I might be able to help with. Some are actually quite astonishing and even alarming. I’ll start with the innocuous ones first, so you won’t get too worried:

This is the song of little tiny people. Well, I am only 5′2″…but I didn’t know that was so obvious just from my writing.

Why do we talk to inanimate objects. I was just asking myself that the other day, when I was trying to find my car keys.

Do inanimate objects have feelings. !!

How to make my life be confidential and improvement. I, too, have wished for my life to be confidential and improvement. Instead, my life often feels public and imperfection.

I cut my bangs and they came out horrible what should I do. Been there.

Any 1 no what comes after human live after they go. I’m thinking google has a little too much confidence in me.

How to repair a broken tooth without going to the dentist. Yikes! Although, let’s face it, haven’t we all wanted to take over our own dentistry rather than let other people stick pointy sticks in our mouths?

Hemingway writing novel clean refrigerator. I think this stands without comment, because I don’t know what to say.

Sandra Shelton organized for life. This makes me very proud.

Do you thank I care about you gettin married to a monkey. This I could not make up. But I have to say that it’s been worrying me some. Some one should care about this. I can only hope my site helped in some small way.

Thank you, google, for all that you do.