Comments on: Thanksgiving turkeys http://www.sandishelton.com/blog/2006/11/20/thanksgiving-turkeys/ Thoughts about writing and life Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:05:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Nancy http://www.sandishelton.com/blog/2006/11/20/thanksgiving-turkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-43 Nancy Tue, 21 Nov 2006 23:15:15 +0000 http://www.sandishelton.com/blog/2006/11/20/thanksgiving-turkeys/#comment-43 Did you know that turkeys are so dumb they have to be brought under cover during a rain storm or they will stand, open-mouthed (open beaked?) gazing skyward until they drown? If the turkey farm runs out of birds, pray for rain and search the side roads for one that may have expired searching the heavens for the meaning of the universe . . . or you can come to our house for dinner. Did you know that turkeys are so dumb they have to be brought under cover during a rain storm or they will stand, open-mouthed (open beaked?) gazing skyward until they drown?

If the turkey farm runs out of birds, pray for rain and search the side roads for one that may have expired searching the heavens for the meaning of the universe . . . or you can come to our house for dinner.

]]> By: Angela http://www.sandishelton.com/blog/2006/11/20/thanksgiving-turkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-42 Angela Tue, 21 Nov 2006 21:41:12 +0000 http://www.sandishelton.com/blog/2006/11/20/thanksgiving-turkeys/#comment-42 Good luck with the line for a fresh turkey on Wednesday. For me, the key to any Thanksgiving dinner is the gravy, which can cover up almost any problem with the turkey. Good luck with the line for a fresh turkey on Wednesday. For me, the key to any Thanksgiving dinner is the gravy, which can cover up almost any problem with the turkey.

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